英语笑话:A Man of Actions 言出必行

　　A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I'll leave Oxford this very evening！”
　　A buzzing noise followed.“What a man of actions！”one said in admiration.“How should we support him and learn from him！”said another.
　　Suddenly, a girl asked,“What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”
　　He bent and whispered to her,“Well,er???er???Miss Rose, er???he told me to get clean away from Oxford this very evening！”