关于英语的笑话:I Want Her to go Nuts 我要让她发疯

I Want Her to go Nuts
　　Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.
　　But you're not wearing any of those things.
　　I know, said Mrs. Flinders. It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry.