英语笑话:Friend for Dinner 请朋友吃饭

Friend for Dinner
　　Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
　　What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
　　I know all that.
　　Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
　　Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.