趣味英语小笑话:As soon as you wake up, you're fired

As soon as you wake up, you're fired
　　Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. As long as you're asleep, it read, you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired.