英语笑话:The Use of a Handsaw（手锯的用处）

At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse.

　　Let's try it. my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside.

　　Scanning the menu, my wife told the waitress, I' 11 have chopped sirloin, please.

　　The waitress turned to me, eyed my saw and commented, And I see that. you, sir, have come for our T-bone special.