英语小笑话:Mark Twain（马克·吐温）

On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York，the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard．But there was another piece of news to bementioned：it was about the Ascot Cup being stolen．Theplacard thus ran：

MARK TWAIN

ARRIVES．

ASCOT CUP

STOLEN．

Mark Twain，we believe，never heard the last of it．