英文笑话:你知道我是干嘛的吗

Do You Know My Work？

One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．

Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．

Before I came out， said one，I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．

You don't know my work， said the other．

What is your work？

I'm a policeman．  

Oh！ cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，And do you know my work？No，said the policeman．

I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．