英语短笑话:Blind Date 相亲

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.Thank heavens, his date replied. If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!