英语笑话:中间战术

Midway Tactics

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!

The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!

The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.