英语笑话:长寿秘诀

Secret For a Long Life

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?

I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.

Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?

Twenty-six.