英语幽默笑话:两个男人

A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket．

His was a sad case，said the attendant．Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man．

Terrible，said a visitor．

Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast．

That's the other man，said the attendant．