英语笑话:An Excellent Scheme（妙计）

After 20 years as a pilot, I became an airport manger and soon found the stress was getting to me. I needed a release and wanted to buy a motorcycle, but my family thought it was too dangerous. My wife said, "Why don't you start flying again?"　　The next day, as I showed a businessman around the airport, he looked longingly at the planes." I used to take flying lessons, but my wife made quit," he lamented. "She said it was dangerous. 　　"Tell her you want to get a motorcycle," I advised. My newfound friend has now earned his pilot's license.