英语笑话:The Use of a Handsaw（手锯的用处）

At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. 　　Let's try it. " my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside. 　　Scanning the menu, my wife told the waitress, " I' 11 have chopped sirloin, please. 　　The waitress turned to me, eyed my saw and commented, "And I see that. you, sir, have come for our T-bone special.