英语笑话:坏消息和可怕的消息

The Bad News and the Terrible News Michael sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" asked Michael incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news." "The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."