英语笑话:我们什么也没留下

We Left Nothing

　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She

　　locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman


　　on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING."

　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:

　　"THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!"