英语笑话:一个言出必行的人

A Man of Actions
　　A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I’ll leave Oxford this very evening！”
　　A buzzing noise followed. “What a man of actions！” one said in admiration. “How should we 　　　　　　　　　　support him and learn from him！” said another.
　　Suddenly, a girl asked, “What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”
　　He bent and whispered to her, “Well,er•••er•••Miss Rose, er•••he told me to get clean away from 　　Oxford this very evening！”