英语笑话:他的耳朵在我的衣兜里

I Have His Ear in My Pocket
　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
　　"I’d know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."