英语笑话:百分之百 One hundred percent

Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery?
病人：大夫，请告诉我实话。我恢复的机会有多大？

Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that only nine out of ten die of the disease. Now nine of my patients have already died of it. You are the tenth!
大夫：百分之百。数据显示得这种病的人10个里9个得死。现在我的9个病人都死于该病。你是第十个。