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英语笑话:A blind date 相亲

2013-03-20来源:和谐英语

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.   
和相亲对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了。   

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.   
他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话,这样他就能借故先离开了。   

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."   
当他回到桌边,他垂下眼睛,装出一副阴沉的表情,说:“有个不幸的消息,我的祖父刚刚去世了。”   

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"   
“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说,“如果你的祖父不死,我的祖父就得死了!”