英语笑话:The mean man's party 吝啬鬼的聚会

The Mean Man's Party 　　The notorious（声名狼藉的，臭名昭著的） cheap skate（小气鬼） finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow（肘部，扶手） . When the door open, push with your foot."
　　
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
　　
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"