英语笑话:Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet

"May I borrow your record player tonight?" a man asked his neighbour ."Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?""No." he answered." Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."

“今晚我可以借用以下你的唱机吗？”一个人对他的邻居说道。“当然可以，你也想听听音乐吗？”“不，”他回答道，“今晚我想安安静静地休息一下。”