英语笑话:卖瓦盆的小贩

A peddler（小贩） sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked:" Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good." At the time of his knocking, that earthen basin was broken into pieces with a crack.Lookers-on burst into the roars of laughter. He threw the fragments without extra trouble into paddy fiel（稻田） , but an experienced peasant from the crowd did not let him off easily:" How the deuce can you throw them into my field? They'll impede（阻碍） my growing crops!"The peddler who sold earthen basins tried to explain it away promptly:" Nothing, the fragments will be converted into powder as soon as they absorbed water ."