英语笑话:Divorce 离婚

A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"
 
The husband explained, "Well, you see, we wanted to wait until the children died."
 
有一个丈夫和妻子都是91岁，他们站在法官面前，要求离婚。“我不明白，”法官说，“你们为什么到了这把年纪还要离婚？”
 
丈夫解释道：“嗯，你是知道的，我们想要等到孩子们都死了。”