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英语笑话:Now I have two skunks in there

2013-07-24来源:和谐英语

"We have a skunk(臭鼬) in the basement," shrieked(尖叫) the caller to the police dispatcher(调度员). "How can we get it out?"
 
"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."
 
Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.
 
"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"