英语笑话:My Husband Will Be Home Soon 我的丈夫很快就要回来了

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard.Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.James replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!Oh please, the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...Oh really, I can't, he replies...My wife loves this beard!The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies, Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!