英语笑话:I am the baby's aunt! 我是孩子的小姨！

Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist.  "Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor.
 
"Breast fed, of course!" replied the woman.
 
"Take off your clothes, please." the doctor ordered.
 
"What? ...But why?"
 
"Don't worry. you're in a gynecology clinic and I'll just do a routine medical check for you."
 
The woman reluctantly took off her clothes.
 
The doctor carefully examined the woman's breasts, groping his fingers around and pressing repeatedly. When finished, the doctor said to the woman:"No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!"
 
The woman replied angrily:"Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"