英语笑话:The Evangelist

A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist（福音传教士） comes on and promises to heal the sick."If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the air, and place your left hand on the afflicted（折磨的） area, the Almighty Lord will heal you."So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch（胯部） and his wife says "Gee honey he said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"