英语幽默小故事-17. I Want to Get Out

　　A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.

　　The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. "Listen," the owner shouted ,"there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in-"

　　"I don't want to get in," the caller interjected. "I want to get out

Notes:

　　(1) obviously adv.明显的

　　(2) inebriated adj.酒醉的

    (3) slam v.砰然放下

    (4) interject v.突然插话

Exercises:

根据短文填空：

　　①A bar owner locked ______ his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep.

　　② He heard an obviously ______ man inquire.

　　③ The owner was so furious, he _______ down the receiver and went back to bed.

　　④ A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the____ voice ask the ______question.

　　⑤ There is no ______in asking me what time I open.

17.我要出去

　　在凌晨两点，酒吧店主锁了店门，回家睡觉。他刚躺下几分钟，这时电话响了。“你早上几点营业？”他听到一位明显已醉醺醺的男子的声音。

　　店主非常气愤，砰地一声挂上电话又上床去睡。几分钟后又有一个电话，他听到还是那个声音问同样的问题。“听着，”店主嚷道，“不要问我什么时候营业，因为我不会让你这种人进----”

　　“我不是想进来，”那人打断他的话，“我要出去。”

练习参考答案：

① up ② inebriated ③ slammed ④ same ；same⑤ sense