英语幽默小故事-A Coach and His Players

　　I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled,"Number5, your time to bat, " Jeff Smith came to the plate to hit. When I called for "Number 7", Steve Heinz jumped up. Then I asked for "Number 1", and no one emerged from the dugout. Again I called for Number 1. Still no one.

　　As the umpire looked on, annoyed at this delay of the game, I shouted, "Who is Number 1?"

　　That's when the whole team yelled, "We are, Coach! We are!

Notes:

　　(1) coach n.教练

　　(2) baseball n.棒球

　　(3) bat v.（用棒）击

　　(4) plate n.（棒球）本垒

　　(5) emerge v.出现

　　(6) dugout n.隐蔽壕

　　(7) umpire n.裁判员

Exercises:

请回答下列问题：

　　① Why didn't the coach know the names of his players?

　　② How did the coach call the boys since he didn't know their names?

　　③ Who was number five?

　　④ Why did the coach get annoyed?

　　⑤ How did the players interpret "Number I"?

87.教练与他的队员

　　我初到一小团体棒球队作教练，还不知道队员的名字。在第一次比赛中，我按照每一名队员球衣的号数来指挥。当我大声喊到：“5号，你该击球了。”杰夫·史密斯到本垒击球。当我叫到“7号”时，史迪夫·汉斯就跳起来。然后我叫到“1号”，却没人从隐蔽壕里跳出来。我又叫了一遍1号。还是没人跳出来。

　　因为裁判在旁观看，我很生气这支球队的懒散，大声吼道：“谁是1号（第一）？”

　　这时全体队员大喊道；“是我们，教练！我们是！”

练习参考答案：

    ① Because he was the new coach.

　　② He called each boy by the number on his uniform.

　　③ Jeff Smith.

　　④ Because no one responded to his call, and the umpire looked on.

　　⑤ The best team.