英语幽默小故事-I，You and she

　　Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student. 　　When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son. 　　The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son." Notes: 　　(1) learn sth. by heart谙记；能背出 　　(2) proudly adv.自豪地 Exercises: 根据短文回答下列问题： 　　① What did Peter learn on his first day at school? 　　② How many sentences did the teacher teach him? 　　③ Who asked him a question when Peter went home? 　　④ How did his father feel when he heard Peter's sentences? 　　⑤ What sentences did his father teach him? 118.我，你，她 　　彼得是个聪明的孩子。在学校的第一天，他学了三个词：我，你，她。老师教他如何用这三个词造句子。老师说：“我，我是你的老师；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的同学；你，你是我的学生。” 　　彼得回到家里，爸爸问他学了什么。彼得马上说：“我，我是你的老师；（然后指着他的妈妈）她，她是你的同学；你，你是我的学生。”他的爸爸听了非常生气，说：“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着他的妻子）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。” 　　第二天，老师问彼得是否用心学那三个词了。“是的，”彼得自豪地说，“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。” 练习参考答案：     ① He learnt three words: 1, You and She. 　　② Three sentences. 　　③ His father. 　　④ He got angry. 　　⑤ I, I am your father; She, She is your mother; You, You my son.