英语幽默小故事-Hunting Skills

　　Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" 　　"How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. 　　"Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot." 　　Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks. 　　"Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies. 　　"And what came out?" 　　"To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express." Notes: 　　(1) hide n.兽皮 　　(2) bandage n.绷带 　　(3) whistle v.吹哨子；鸣笛 　　(4) Trans-Siberian Express 穿越西伯利亚的快车 Exercises: 根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、（F）： 　　① Ivan shot a gigantic bear yesterday. 　　② Ivan showed Sergei the hide of the bear. 　　③ Ivan taught Sergei how to hunt huge bears. 　　④ Sergei didn't follow Ivan' s advice. 　　⑤ Sergei was hit by a train. 135. 打猎的技巧 　　两个俄国猎人相遇。“我昨天打了一只巨熊，”伊凡说，“看看这兽皮！” 　　“你是如何发现这么大的熊的？”谢尔盖问道。 　　“简单，”伊凡说，“你站在一个洞前并吹哨子。熊出来时你就开枪。” 　　几周后，两人见面了。谢尔盖浑身缠满了绷带。“难道你没有听我的建议？”伊凡问。 　　“我当然是按你的建议做的。我站在一个洞前并吹哨子，”谢尔盖回答说。 　　“出来了什么？” 　　“向着我来的，”谢尔盖说，“像是穿越西伯利亚的快车。” 练习参考答案： ①T②F③T④F⑤T