英语故事:关于师生之间的英文笑话

【第一则】

1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

       Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

       老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

       汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子，上面写着"学校----慢行".

【第二则】

2、Two Birds

       Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

       Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

       Teacher: Please tell us.

       Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

       两只鸟

       老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

       学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

       老师：请说说看。

       学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。