英语故事:爆冷的三字经英文翻译版

人之初 ： At the begining of life.
性本善 ： Sex is good.
性相近 ： Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远 ： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教 ： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁 ： Sex will leave you..
教之道 ： The way of learning it
贵以专 ： is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母 ： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处 ： chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学 ： If you don”t study hard,
断机杼 ： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 ： Dou, the Famous
有义方 ： owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 ： All his five son took it
名俱扬 ： and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 ： If your children don”t know how to do it,
父之过 ： It is all your fault.
教不严 ： If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 ： their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 ： You may refuse to study this
非所宜 ： but that is a real mistake
幼不学 ： If you don”t learn it in childhood,
老何为 ： you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 ： If you don”t exercise your dick,
不成器 ： It won”t become hard and strong.
人不学 ： If you don”t learn sex,
不知义 ： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.