环球小姐用英文形容男性

Miss Universe's Last Question
环球小姐最后一题

Question: MS America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

MS america: Well, I can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.
美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
 
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？

MS America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman...
美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……

(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

MS Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or tor(bull).
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？

MS Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

MS Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。

Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？

MS Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

(Applause! Applause! Standing ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

MS Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。

Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？

MS Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
 
MS India: Well, I can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。

Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？

MS India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
 
MS Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.
马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
 
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？

MS Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) 
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

MS Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。

Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？

MS Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。

(Applause! Applause !Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) 
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

MS China: Well, I can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.
中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。

Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？

MS China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes...
中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……