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"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit...I came across this joke today. It’s absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。今天偶然看到一个笑话,虽然是玩笑但非常真实。

What I Want in a Man-Original List(age 22)我理想的男友标准-原版(22岁时)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
1.英俊
2.有魅力
3.有经济实力
4.善于倾听
5.机智
6.良好的外形
7.衣着有品味
8.欣赏美好事物
9.充满惊喜
10.富有想象力的浪漫情人

What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 32) 我理想的男友标准-修订版(32岁时)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
4.少说多听
5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
7.至少有一条领带
8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会