我愿意从飞机上跳下去

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.

有一架直升机，下面的绳索上吊着11人，其中10个是男的，1个是女的。这根绳子不够结实，吊11人肯定是不行的，于是他们决定跳下1个去，否则大家都得玩完。选来选去还是没有选出谁最终跳下去。然而，就在此时，那位女性发表了一番慷慨激昂的陈词。她说，她愿自动跳下去，因为她习惯了什么都能放弃，为了她的丈夫、她的孩子，还有天下所有的男人，不图任何回报。她的话音刚落，所有的男人都为她鼓起掌来。