巨型光棍节:最牛的单身十大理由

 
      “2011.11.11”巨型光棍节，你是否还孑然一身？恭喜，你已经晋升为“神棍”了！有一种单身叫做宁缺勿滥，有一种单身只为等待某人。你单身的理由是什么？

1. Everything in your house is yours.

屋子里的东西都是你的。(新婚姻法神马的都是浮云)

2. You don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places.

礼物、收据以及其他各种消费单再也不用东躲西藏了。

3. Valentines day costs less.

情人节消费骤减。

4. You don't have to worry as much about the "oops, I'm pregnant" factor.

你不用再那么担心“天啊，我怀孕了”的事情。

5. You can date more freely.

约会更自由。

6. You don't ever have to wonder if you really love the person you live with.

你不用再去纠结是否真心爱身边这个人。

7. Suddenly, it's okay to look (and flirt).

路边MM随意看随意调侃。

8. It's easier to focus on your career and your dreams.

有更多精力花在你的事业和梦想上。

9. No endless nagging.

唠叨少了，耳根清净了。

10. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss.

以后只需要为老板而打扮了。