15种招人嫌的飞机乘客:你遇见过他们吗?

Flights are the perfect time to air these puppies out.
乘飞机时正好可以让脚出来透透气。

The Baby
小北鼻

I may be adorable now, but give me an hour and I'll be crying about a poopy diaper. The stench alone will make you hate me.
我现在是不是很可爱呀，不过我尿布脏啦，呜呜呜呜，且不说一个小时的哭声，我身上的臭气都能让你无语了吧。

The Hyperactive Preteen
好动的少年

My inability to sit still will make you wish you never had kids.
我没法一直这么坐着，是不是让你抓狂到希望这辈子都不养孩子？

The Infected
大病毒

My souvenir from vacation was this cold and I'm going to share it with everyone.
我度假最大的收获就是感冒了，现在和大家一起分享吧。

The Boundaryless
跨界的人

Get him off of me. He smells like farts heavily masked by Axe body spray.
把他从我身上移开吧。他闻起来简直就是身体喷雾混合着屁的味道。

The Shrieker
尖叫者

I'm your worst nightmare.
我绝对是你的最恐怖噩梦。

The Drinkers
喝酒的人

We're not ready to let go of Spring Break and I'm going to force you, and everyone else on this flight, to remember it with me.
春假别那么快走，我们还没做好准备呢，我现在要让着你，飞机上的所有人，记我一辈子。

The Multiple Bathroom Tripper
超级厕所怪

I've got bladder control issues.
呃，我的确上厕所有点频繁。

The Overly Enthusiastic
打了鸡血的人

Flying is fun! And I'm going to talk about it and everything else in my life, whether you seem interested in it or not.
坐飞机太棒啦！我一定要说话，和你说我发生的所有事，至于你感不感兴趣就和我无关啦。

The Terrified
胆小鬼

Hold me.
麻烦拽住我吧。