前智能时代：以前等人时做的21件事

11.  Smile all the time to show everyone what a great time you’re having.
对每个人微笑并保持微笑，假装自得其乐。

12. Make eye contact with people in the same situation.
和处境相同的人对视。

13. Meet a stranger.
跟陌生人打招呼。

14. Look compulsively at your watch.
像强迫症患者一样不停看表。

15. Look forward to seeing your friends to tell them what you’d been doing.
想着等会儿小伙伴来了，要告诉他们你在等的时候干了些什么。

16. Live on the edge, never knowing when the other person was going to arrive (remember: there were NO cell phones to call to check in or receive a cancellation)
惶惶不安，不知道对方到底什么时候才到。（记住：那个时候没有手机，没办法确认对方到达的时间，也没办法知道对方不来了。）

17. Get sick of wondering where everyone else is.
抓狂大家其他人到底去哪儿了。

18. Experience the meaning of the word patience.
体味“耐心”这个词的真谛。

19. Do nothing was always an option.
什么都不做也是选择之一。

20. Decide to think for a while.
决定沉思一下。

21. But, of course, just try explaining this to kids these days…
当然，现在拿什么跟这些熊孩子解释……