迪斯尼公主们的15堂坑爹爱情课

1. If you want your crush to like you, change everything about yourself.
想要你喜欢的人也喜欢你，就要改变自己的一切。

2. Lying about your age is a totally acceptable thing.
关于自己的年龄说谎没有一点问题。

3. Stalking is the quickest way to man’s heart.
跟踪一个人是走进他心里的最快捷径。

4. Guys love it when you act uninterested.
男孩们喜欢你对他们表现得漠不关心。

5. Passing out in the home of seven strange guys is a safe and sane choice.
在七个陌生男子家中安眠，这个决定很安全也很理智。

6. A guy cutting in on you at the club is hot, not creepy.
一个男人忽然出现在你面前，这很有魅力，一点也不恐怖。

7.Boys are super cute when they kidnap you.
绑架你的男孩是超可爱的。

8. A man who lies about his background would never lie to you about other things.
一个对自己身家背景撒谎的男孩绝不会对其他事情撒谎。

9. Waking up to assault is no cause for alarm.
醒来发现被侵犯，也不应该有所警觉。

10. Because silence is consent, duh.
因为沉默就是妥协。

11. Marrying a dude you just met will in no way end terribly.
和一个刚刚认识的男人结婚绝不会有不好的结果。

12. Because if you try hard enough, you can change him.
只要你努力改变他，你就可以改变他。

13. Even if you’re a princess, your place is taking care of your man/men.
即使你是一位公主，也应该以照顾自己的男人为份内职责。

14. No matter the grievance, you can buy your way to forgiveness.
无论多么委屈，你最后都会原谅他。

15. And always remember, it’s what’s on the outside that counts.
永远记住，外表才是最重要的。