骗自己！我们最爱跟自己说的10句谎

6.“OK, but seriously, it’s time to catch up on the classics. Jane Austen, here I come!”
“好吧，不过说真的，是时候读点经典文学了。简·奥斯丁，我来啦！”

What You Mean: Just realized I could sound just as smart by just watching the movies. Colin Firth, here I come!
你的意思是：我刚意识到我看原着改编的电影照样可以附庸文雅。科林·弗思，我来啦！

7. “I’m going to clean my apartment right after work today, it’s getting kinda gross.”
“我今天下班一回到家就开始打扫，我的公寓脏的有点恶心了。”

What You Mean: I’m going to push a couple of hairballs around and take out that pizza box… Then I’m going to get distracted by literally anything.
你的意思是：我会把几个头发线球摆弄一下，拿走匹萨盒子……然后我会因为各种事情分心忘记打扫的计划。

8. “I’m going to take fewer naps and do more work.”
“我要少睡觉，多做事。”

What You Mean: Zzzzzzzzz.
你的意思是：呼噜呼噜呼噜睡一觉。

9. “Just one more episode.”
“就再多看一集。”

What You Mean: At some point in the next seven hours, I will fall asleep with my laptop on my face, and I will hate myself in the morning.
在接下来的7小时中的某个时刻，我会面朝笔记本睡着，第二天早晨我会后悔不迭。

10. “I’m going to master a foreign language.”
“我要掌握一门外语。”

What You Mean: I’m going to learn how to curse and order food in a foreign language.
你的意思是：我要学习怎么用外语骂人和点餐。