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9. Persuasive proclamations of life being good: “I’m loving life right now.”

Analysis: Life is not good.

9.认为人生美好的断言：“我现在很热爱生活。”

分析：人生不如意十有八九哦。

10. Persuasive proclamations about God. “I feel blessed to be alive on this glorious day, and I owe it all to God. Make God your only Savior and you will never be sad.”

Analysis: Religious people need to spend more time in church and less time on Facebook.

10.对上帝的断言。“能生活如此美好，我觉得自己非常幸运。是主给了我一切，希望主能拯救你，使你永不悲伤。”

分析：如果你真的虔诚，多花点时间在教堂里，少花点时间在Facebook上。

 

11. Updates about how much they drink and how excited they are to be drinking: “LOL…it’s only 8:30 and look at us!! We’re already drunk!! LOL!

Analysis: “I’m having fun. I swear. I'm not an alcoholic. I just don't know any other way of self-proclaiming my sense of being cool.”

11.更新他们喝了多少酒，心情又有多激动：“天呐太开心了！才8:30！瞧瞧我们！都已经醉了！哈哈哈！”

分析：“我发誓，我们很开心。但我们不是瘾君子。我只是觉得自己酷酷的，得表达出来！”

 

12. Updates of mundane activities written as though they are jokes: “I had to stop and get gas and then wait an hour for a prescription. Then I lost my keys and couldn’t get back in my car. Hahaha.”

Analysis: “It’s funny, right? Please say it’s funny.”

12.更新一些日常活动，尽管只是笑话：“我停下来给车加油，然后等处方等了一个小时。然后我钥匙就丢了，现在没办法回车里了。哈哈。”

分析：“很搞笑对吧？拜托快笑两声。”

 

13. Updates written as though the page-bearer never had an English class, not even in elementary school.

Analysis: They failed English but finally found a way to express incomprehensible thoughts.

13.写的东西错误连篇，跟没上过学似的。

分析：他们英语学得不好，不过好在找到了法子表达令人费解的想法。

 

14. Quoted clichés from various thinkers: “It’s better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all.” –Unknown.

Analysis: "I can’t think of anything amazing to say while I comfort myself, and I can’t find my iPod to quote some Lady Gaga."

14.从“思想者”那里抄来的“名句”：“爱过再失去，总好过从没爱过。”——无名氏

分析：“自我安慰时实在是想不出什么刻骨铭心的话说阿，而且我ipod哪去了？抄不到Lady Gaga的歌词了。”

 

15. Quoted song lyrics from really bad songwriters written as though it's philosophy: “I set fire to the rain, and I threw us into the flames, where I heard somethin’ die” –Adele

Analysis: “Adele is amazing! She is NOT a preconceived commercial scheme of the music industry. She’s not!”

15.引用不怎么地的作曲家写的歌词，就像它很有哲理一样：“我放火烧了雨， 而我把我们投入到火焰中,我感觉到什么东西死亡了。”——阿黛尔

分析：“阿黛尔太棒了！她绝不是你们想的那样只是音乐产业的商品！她不是！”

 

16. Political rants about random things: “Why should churches have to pay for abortions? Obama is a terrible president and a terrorist.”

Analysis: I don’t know. I hate politics.

16.关于随便什么的政治观点 ：“为什么教堂要为流产买单？奥巴马是个差劲的总统，是个恐怖分子！”

分析：我不懂，我讨厌政治。

 

17.Unusual excitement about seeing someone: “OMG I can’t wait to see Lesley and Jaime and Kelly!!”

Analysis: Superficiality is the drug of the overabundancy.

17.不知道为什么看见个人就无比激动：“哦我的天呐我真的等不及见到莱斯利和杰米和凯利了！！”

分析：理智肤浅可以治愈情感过剩。