美国现行20条蠢哭的法律：狗追人犯法？！

Alabama: “Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.”
阿拉巴马州：“禁止黑熊摔跤比赛。”

Alaska: “In Juneau, Flamingo owners are prohibited from bringing their pet into a Barber Shop.”
阿拉斯加州：“在朱诺，火烈鸟的主人被禁止带他们的宠物去理发店。”

Arizona: “It is illegal to refuse a person a glass of water.”
亚利桑那州：“拒绝别人给的一杯水是违法的。”

Arkansas: “It is against the law to Honk a Car Horn at a Sandwich Shop after 9pm.”
阿肯色州：“晚上9点之后在三明治店按汽车喇叭是违法的。”

California: “In El Monte, it is illegal to Own a Pinball Machine.”
加利福尼亚州：“在艾尔蒙特，拥有一架弹珠机是违法的。”

Colorado: “In Boulder, it is illegal to taunt or insult a police officer until he or she asks you to stop.”
科罗拉多州：“在博尔德，奚落或侮辱警察直到他们喊停是违法的。”

Connecticut: “In Meriden, it is prohibited to use a Bean Whistle in public.”
康乃狄克州：“在梅里登，禁止在公共场合吹口哨。”

Delaware: “It is illegal to show an A-rated movie at Drive-in Theatres.”
特拉华州：“在车载DVD中播放限制级影片是违法的。”

Florida: “It is illegal to sell your children.”
佛罗里达州：“出售自己的小孩违法。”

Georgia: “It is illegal for bars to run 2-for-1 deals on alcoholic drinks.”
乔治亚州：“酒吧里禁止酒精饮料买二送一的活动。”

Hawaii: “You cannot have more than one alcoholic drink in front of you at one time.”
夏威夷：“同一时间，你面前不能有超过一瓶的酒精饮料。”

Indiana: “It is against the law to catch a fish with your bare hands.”
印第安纳州：“徒手抓鱼是违法的。”

Kentucky: “In Fort Thomas, Dogs are prohibited from chasing people or other animals.”
肯塔基州：“在托马斯堡，狗被禁止追赶人或其他动物。”

Massachusetts: “In Cambridge, a $50 permit is required to play soccer in the park on Sunday.”
马萨诸塞州：“在坎布里奇，周末在公园踢足球要有一张50美元的许可证。”

Montana: “In Billings, it is illegal to own a pet rat.”
蒙大拿州：“在比林斯，养宠物鼠是违法的。”

New York: “It is illegal for a group of people to wear masks in public.”
纽约州：“聚众在公共场合戴面具是违法的。”

Rhode Island: “It is illegal to race horses on the highway.”
罗德岛州：“在高速公路上赛马是违法的。”

South Dakota: “It is illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory.”
南达科他州：“在奶酪厂睡觉是违法的。”

Tennessee: “It is illegal to share your Netflix password with others.”
田纳西州：“和别人分享你的Netflix密码是违法的。”

Wyoming: “It is illegal to use a firearm to fish.”
怀俄明州：“用枪械钓鱼是违法的。”