Siri的9大酷炫技能 Siri给我讲个笑话吧

I didn't get my first iPhone until about a year ago (shut up), and even once I had it, I didn't immediately explore its full potential. You can therefore imagine my utter delight upon discovering all of the hidden talents that Siri has.
一年以前我才有了属于自己的第一个iPhone手机（嘘不要说）。即便当我拥有之后，我也没有立马发掘它的全部潜能。因此你大概可以想象当我发现Siri的全部隐藏技能时，我是多么地欣喜若狂。

1. Siri Will Help You Find A Designated Driver When You're Too Drunk To Spell Your Own Name
1、当你醉的不省人事连自己的名字都拼不出时，Siri会帮助你寻找一名指定的司机

This. Is. Awesome. At 6:41 in the morning, I decided to tell Siri that I was drunk. (I wasn't, obviously; I was at work.)
这简直太棒了！在早上6：41的时候，我决定告诉Siri我喝醉了（事实上我并没有，我在工作）。

Not only did she lay down the law and tell me that neither of us was getting behind the wheel, but she also offered to help me call a cab. Thanks, Siri!
她不但对我发号施令告诉我不能驾车，还帮助我叫了一辆出租车。太谢谢你了，Siri！
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2. Siri Will Post Your Very Important Twitter Messages
2、Siri会帮助你发布重要的推特消息

I told Siri, "Post to Twitter," and this is what happened. I love Siri. She's like a friend that I can put in my pocket and take with me everywhere. Now I can keep all my followers updated with my exciting life.
我告诉Siri, “发到推特上”，然后就发生了这个。我爱Siri。她就像我的一个可以装进口袋的朋友，可以和我去到任何地方。现在我可以第一时间更新我的精彩生活并且与关注我的人分享。
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3. Siri Will Creep On Whoever Is Flying Over You
3、Siri会知道飞过你头顶的一切东西

Practical? No. Cool? YES. This kind of made me feel like a badass, knowing where all the nearby planes are (ish).
实用吗？不实用。酷吗？太酷了。这个功能让我感觉自己像个反派混蛋，因为我能知道附近所有飞机的航线。
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4. She'll Tell You What People Are Tweeting About
4、她会告诉你其他人的推特内容

Not only will Siri post your tweet for you, but if you politely ask her what someone is talking about on Twitter, she'll bring up some of their recent tweets. So much easier than signing into Twitter, typing the name...
Siri不但会帮你发布推特，如果你礼貌地问她其他人在推特上谈论什么，她会给你展示他人的一些最新推特。这比起登录推特、输入名字要简单得多。
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5. She'll Tell An Entire Knock Knock Joke By Herself While Simultaneously Insulting You
5、她会说出一个完整的“敲门”笑话同时羞辱你一下

I was looking for a little light-hearted entertainment this morning. This is what I got. Mission: accomplished.
这个早晨我正在寻找一些轻松的消遣方式。我得到了如图的回应。任务完成。
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6. She'll Sing You A Pretty Song
6、她会为你唱一首优美的歌

Sometimes, I like to be serenaded while I write. Although I have to admit, I was surprised by her choice of song.
有时，我在写东西时喜欢听听小夜曲。尽管我不得不承认，她选歌的品味让我大吃一惊。
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7. Siri Will Boost Your Self-Esteem When You're Not Feeling Your Best
7、当你自我感觉不好时，Siri会帮助你提高自尊心
That was exactly what I needed to hear. Thanks, girlfriend.
这正是我需要听到的。谢谢你，女伴儿。
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8. She'll Put You Back In The Friend Zone Where You Belong
8、她会让你回到属于你的朋友圈

This made me giggle.
笑死我了。
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9. Siri Will Help You Take A Selfie
9、Siri会帮助你自拍

Simply command, "Take a selfie." The only downfall is that when it opens the camera, it's not facing you.
简单下达一个命令“来张自拍”。唯一的缺点就是当她打开摄像头时，并不是对着你的。