苹果春季发布会毫无亮点 连吐槽的心都没了

Apple has announced smaller versions of the iPhone and iPad Pro at an event hosted in San Francisco.
苹果公司在旧金山举行的发布会上宣布，公司将推出小版本的iPhone和iPad Pro。

The iPhone SE has the same processing and graphics performance of the larger Apple 6S, the firm said, and can capture 4K video. The iPhone SE will be available in 110 countries by the end of May. With a starting price of $399/$499, the new iPhone is the "most affordable" handset Apple has ever released, Apple said.
苹果公司宣称，Iphone SE和苹果6s拥有同样的处理性能和图像表现，此外iphone SE还支持4k摄像。五月底，iphone SE将在超过110个国家开售。售价仅为399/499美元的iphone SE是苹果公司有史以来“最经济”的手机，苹果公司说。

The new iPad Pro will have a 9.7 inch screen - the same size as the original iPad. It also said the new iPad Pro would be available in three different storage sizes with an extra large 256GB version.Pricing will begin at $599 for the smallest version and will ship in the US at the end of the month.
新版的iPad Pro拥有9.7寸屏幕——和第一代iPad屏幕大小相同。此外苹果还宣布新版iPad Pro将有三个储存版本，特大储存版本为256G。其中最小内存版本售价为599美元，将于本月底在美国上市。

Geoff Blaber from CCS Insight said there were "no surprises" but that the products were still "crucial" to Apple's business. "A new price point and new hardware should not be underestimated," he said.
英国移动咨询公司CCS Insight的员工杰夫·布拉巴认为，整场发布会“毫无惊喜”，但新产品对苹果公司的经营依旧十分重要。“绝不要低估新的价格起点和新的硬件”，他说。

The firm also showed off a recycling robot called Liam which can strip down old iPhones into their components for reuse. The Apple Watch is to come down in price to $299 from its launch price of $349, chief executive Tim Cook also announced.
苹果公司还展示了他们的回收机器人——李阿姆，这个机器人可以把苹果手机零件剥离，并回收利用。苹果总裁蒂姆·库克还宣布，苹果手表价格即将由发布价349美元下调至299美元。
发布会一结束，国内外的果粉们又开启了神吐槽模式，各种评价和吐槽暴击而来，英语君已经笑die，先来看几个歪果仁的评论：

@skizzz: absolutely the worst Apple Launch event ever!!
这绝对是“有屎以来”最差的苹果发布会！！！

@Txag: Steve Jobs is rolling over in his grave for what Apple has become.
看到苹果如今的模样，估计乔布斯在坟墓里都要气的打滚了。

@Pom down under: Just an over priced made in China phone.
不过是一部高价的中国制造手机而已啦。

@John brett: I afraid Apple are going backwards. They ran out of ideas. What more can you do with a phone.
我担心苹果在走下坡路。他们才思枯竭了，一部手机再能耐还能做啥呀！！！
再来看看咱们天朝果粉的神吐槽吧：

@我是你姐姐：总结一下今天的苹果发布会：我们用了一种更便宜的材料做出了一些表带卖给你们，我们又用了一下之前卖不出去的iPhone 5s做了一些iPhone SE卖给你们，后来我们又用了9.7寸iPad Air 2，做了一些iPad Pro 2卖给你们。发布会结束了谢谢参与。

@淡淡忧郁枫：[笑哈哈]打脸了，看看4s5s出来的时候卖多钱,现在出的性能比以前的好，价格比以前的便宜，说明了什么[doge][doge]幸亏早就脱离了苹果

@潘多拉知心：最尴尬的是iPhone6，性能配置不如se，价格还比se贵....除了扁一点平一点.....呵呵哒。

看了这么多评论，英语君还是觉得，不论苹果新品如何，大家还是要量力而行哇，切不可盲目跟风。不然浪费钱不说，还会带来更多电子垃圾哦。