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-Do you have dogs?

-I want a dog, so...

-Get a Husky.

-I, I think that's gonna be too big of a dog for me though.

-Do you still live in an apartment?

-I don't. I just can't handle a dog that's... I want a dog that I can like...

-Put in your handbag?

-Yeah, no, not in a handbag. I want, I want a small dog that has like a lot personality.

-I've got a Jack Russell. I will give you.

-Why?

-Seriously.

-Why do you want to give me your dog?

-Eh, I don't want to give you mine. I got three dogs. And then I like two of them, and...

-You want to give me your bad dog?

-He's not, she's not a bad dog. She's a Jack Russell. They are crazy. They are Irish.

-What's her name? What's her name?

-Her name is Marian.

-Marian?

-Yeah, yeah.

-That's your first problem. Well, just, you know, like Marian, it's a lot for her...

-What should I call her then?

-I mean, two Silbo name. Marian is a great name for a person, but for a dog, I just feel like maybe...

-Well, like Rover?

-Rover, Rover

-Rover

-Yeah.

-I've tried to call her Rover, then she looked at me like I was crazy.

-The damn has just been done.

-Yeah, no, she's too crazy anyway. You don't want her in the house. She's nuts. They go crazy. Did you ever have a dog?

-I have, I have.

-What did you have?

-I had a widen Terrier growing.

-I don't really know what that is.

-Well...

-Is it some kind of fancy Hollywood dog? Is that What it is?

-No, it's like a Terrier, it's like a Terrier, but it's blond, it's like a blond terrier.

-Oh.

-Which is really cute.

-You could dye the Jack Russel, I will mind. Do you have no pets at all, that makes me sad.

-I don't. I really want a pet.

-You should have some kind of, something creepy and weird, like Brigitte Spider or something. Do you like spiders?

-I want something cute, to hang out with and hug.

-You got your husband, I mean, that man seems very nice.

-He's cute, too.

-Yeah, you hang out with him. You want some evil to hang out with, too.

-Did your husband want a dog?

-I mean, I don't know. I think so.

-You guys should talk a little more.

-Yeah, I think he wants a dog.

-I think he was. I mean, you know, we are most awkward, less awkward boss, you know what I'm saying?

-Yeah, he wants a dog.

-Yeah, yeah. Of course he does. Yeah.

-Absolutely.

-You should adopt a dog.

-Yeah, that's a good idea.

-From another country.

-OK. OK, where should I adopt a dog from?

-Hum.

-France.

-I would say, yeah, yeah,  because they are treated so badly over there.

-But they are ver very cute. Right? They are like...

-Is that the same way for cute?

-I think it's like a little French putto with this pose like...Oh.

-I like you called French putto. I got a French dog, one of my other dogs is French.

-Really? Is she very naughty?

-Is she, she's not so naughty, but very faulty, so...

-She makes a lot of noise?

-No, they are French. So it's more like...

-Really?

-Her ass just shrugs and then..