“好脾气”的里奇·格威斯

-Ican’t believe this. You had a birthday and it's 50 years old.You’re not 50 years old. Are you really 50 years old?

-Yeah,50, 50. Yeah.

-Imean you look tremendous. You look like you’re thirty-five. Butsomebody asked me how... old. I said thirty-five. Thirty-five,honestly,  you look exactly like you did in the first, except you arein better shape. Remember you used to come out, you're sort of pairshape when you come out. Now you look great. You look …

-Youdidn’t say that at that time though, did you?

-No,I didn’t know (See.) I didn't know what to think.

-Well,now, you said you look good now, because I looked awful before,that’s all your saying. I need you to say it before. You are inpair shape, better work, how faster, but now...

-Buthow do you feel at your fifty? Good, right?

-Well,yeah. I’m grumpier. I think I’m grumpier. (Grumpier?) Yeah, yeah,I understand you a lot more. Now, if you know what I mean, no.

-Really?

-No,really, I saw, I saw, a nowhere you’re coming from now. I haswondered why. And that, but it happens so...

-Youwondered why.

-Youknow what I mean, I’m in that club now. I’m in that club, thatgrumpy club. I will tell all of you. No, no. I mean the young people,they go, when they never like them, you know, but they will be. Theywill be. It happens. I was at yesterday. But now, I’m in that club,that grump old club. I like it.

-I’ma grumpy old man.

-Soam I.

-Doyou think maybe it's sixty, it’ll get even worse?

-Idon't know, because you said I look bad and I did it for it.

-Oh,you look much better than you did when I first met you.

-Yeah,so this carries on. If you look at a graph, I should be, I'd likeJohnny Depp when I'm about seventy.

-That’sright. Yeah. Hum. Yeah. You could call me what that happens.