Fox News:商场里的圣诞老人居然不给孩子玩具枪?(2)

All right, Dagen, I'm going to say one thing in defense of the shopping mall Santa. It might have been a policy. It could have been a policy of the mall. Who knows? No, it wouldn't have been a policy of the mall. And that mother had an infant with her. She had to put the infant down to console the little boy. In the meantime, if I had been a bystander, I would have taken a dive across that desk and broken that fat ass' glasses. We don't know if he's actually fat. Don't fat shame. Hey, Jesse, do you know the other big story about this? The enduring quality of nerf products that we are still talking about nerf products. We've had nerf products since we were like four. Yeah. I mean, I asked my parents for a nerf gun for Christmas and they said no too because they're far-left. And look how I turned out. I'm a Fox host, mom. I mean, that backfired, didn't it? But I mean, when I heard this -- I heard your monologue, which was a great monologue, when I heard this today, the first thing I did was look up how much mall Santas make, obviously. And they make between $30.00 and $100.00 an hour. So, in December, they can clear five to 10 grand. If I'm getting paid five to 10 grand is sit there, that kid could ask for anthrax. I'm ho, ho, ho, whatever you want, kiddo.

Anthrax. I think that was a rejected reindeer name. Geraldo, what do you make of this? You think any sympathy for the poor Santa? You know, ever since the movie Bad Santa who played a drunken reprobate Santa, I can't -- I can't get into Santa anymore. I wouldn't let any small child related to me near a jolly old elf and who knows what's in those red velvet -- I was a shopping mall Santa. I was -- I was like the King of Prussia. You've heard this story. You were? Why am I not surprised by that? Yeah. I was actually -- I was reprimanded for drinking wine at lunchtime. Dana, you're -- you like -- you're more like a Smurf than a Nerf. I think the shocking news here is that you are a Santa's not an elf. Is that right? How dare you? That's true.