30. Yes, Sir p.194

 
The teacher wakes me up from my dream.
T: Get up, you lazybones!
M: Oh… sorry, sir, I must have fallen asleep.
T: You bet. And we could see you shaking like a leaf.
M: Really? Wow! Thank goodness I was dreaming.
T: What? You were dreaming in class and you are happy about it?
M: Uh…yes, sir.
T: What? Do you take me for a fool?
M: Yes, sir…I mean no, sir.
T: As punishment you are to write, "I must not sleep in class" 100 times.
M: No. Sir.
T: Wrong. You should say, "yes, sir."
M: Whatever, sir.
T: Oh, I give up.
M：Good, sir.

goose egg 零分
I,I,sir = yes sir
不说teacher Wang   而说 Mi.Wang
I stayed awake all last night. 一夜未睡
I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. 一夜未合眼
get up 或 rise 不说 rise up
lazybones 单复数都加s
You'll be in trouble.
stern 严历的 = strict 严格的
shake like a leaf 害怕
thank goodnes 感谢上帝
I am happy about (which) the vocation will be going on.
take A for B 误将A当B
play a trick on sb 整某人
copy 抄写