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Carlos:Now that your boyfriend has moved out, you need a roommate.

There's no way you can afford this apartment on your own.

Inez:I know, but I really don't want to live with a stranger.

I'd have to put up with all of their quirks.

Carlos:I don't think you have a choice.

You need someone to split the rent and the cost of utilities, not to mention your cable bill.

Inez:I'd need someone who could keep the common areas neat and clean, and who can keep their hands off my stuff.

Carlos:I'm sure you'll manage to find someone with those qualities.

Inez:They'd have to help with chores around the apartment, too, and pitch in with general upkeep.

Carlos:No doubt there's someone out there who wouldn't mind doing that.

Inez:Hey, aren't you looking for a place to live? You could move in here.

Carlos:You mean share an apartment with you? No thanks.

Inez:Why not?

Carlos:I'd just rather not. I don't think we'd suit.

Inez:Why wouldn't we?

Carlos:Do you really want me to spell it out for you?

Inez:Yes, in fact, I insist.

Carlos:All right. Let's just say that you're a little bit grouchy in the mornings.

You know that monster in the Alien movies?

Inez:Yes.

Carlos:Ouch! Ouch! Stop hitting me!